What is Noga?
Welcome to Noga. Noga is the largest cult in the world. Everyone is already a member.
Noga means ‘not yoga’. When you are NOT doing yoga, there is a good chance you are doing noga.
People already noga, but don’t realize it.
In fact, you are probably doing noga right now.
This website celebrates the release of ‘knowga’ knowledge back into the world. Professional procrastination has led to the deep insight of ‘noga’. Noga was suppressed knowledge - all major religions have conspired to suppress the noga way. All conspiracies too!
Here we uncover that which hid in plain sight.
As the world’s largest cult, it’s important to feel victimized, yet superior to and better than, everyone else. Noga claims the mysterious ways of Noga were forgotten, lost, hidden away from most humans for millenium. In fact, a vast multi-continental conspiracy probably covered up the very existence of noga. Politicians, bankers, especially hairdressers all conspired to keep Noga a deep secret.
Slanderous rumors that noga was an invented construct to poke gentle fun at yoga practitioners is a stretch of logic. Yoga takes determination, effort and patience to stretch one’s body into uncomfortable, unnatural poses. Mentally, Yoga provides calm in a hectic world.
Noga requires one NOT stretch one’s body OR one’s mind too much because, what’s the point?
As Noga masters, we know leaders of every religion AND every conspiracy worked together and kept this critical awareness from human consciousness. Well, that’s what we’ve heard..anyway. Meanwhile our noga.yoga website acts as a bulwark, a repository, a beacon to the world (and a $26 / month revenue stream to our webhost Squarespace).
Don’t worry: we will eventually sell Noga items to cover this massive monthly overhead that drains noga’s coffers.
"Noga No Gato" - Houdini kitty knows noga
Noga GPS: The Whole Sky & The Milky Way
Noga global positioning system: we are already here.
One noga pose looking at the sky and outer space. The author set a camera to capture 24 hours of looking spaceward. It’s
If it’s not easy, it’s not noga.
Learning noga is a slippery slope
Some consider falling face down on the slopes a failure. The art of noga though cheers this now comfy position.
Well, it IS comfy now.
Left handed people are noga masters
One of the ‘tricks’ of noga is how common it is, yet not recognized.
Those NOT doing yoga, are probably doing noga.
As an example - think of left-handed people. They operate in a whole other dimension - using tools designed for right handed ‘normies’. Yet few if any notice their adaptation. Another ‘hidden in plain site’ society.
Left handers are noticed though when playing baseball. Baseball is a very noga sport mostly.
Kicking up snow.
Here the 'unplanned noga' move reaches perfection. Many, if not most, noga moves are discovered accidentally. Well, by “accidently”, we mean during an accident. True noga moves are close to disaster, but no one gets hurt. Getting hurt would take too much effort to be considered noga.
I meant to do that I swear
Animals are noga masters from who we can study and learn.